48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
(via d-o-l-l-f-a-c-e-b-a-b-y)
i have no motivation to do anything anymore i wish i could just stay in bed and sleep for like two months
(Source: frankhub, via sleepingwithspiderman)
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via olivia-morrison)
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
(via mischievlous)